Friday, August 19, 2011

Happy Birthday to me!

I nearly forgot I had a blog... and to think, just eight months ago, I was going to try to blog everyday and create a blogging empire! Also, holy shit I'm 32!

Thursday, January 27, 2011

fake celebrity food network shows

Cooking With Demi Moore, Raw Foodist
Eating Well hosted by Kate Moss
Adventures in Veganism with Dr Richard Atkins
Practical Mixology with Lindsay Lohan and Friends!
Would You Like Some Candy, Little Boys and Girls? with Ol Dirty Bastard featuring Eminem

Thursday, January 06, 2011

New Year's! (more or less)

On the first of January, a brief five days ago, I hiked up my britches and decided I would poke and prod on this blog again. I wrote a whole entry, too, in which I resolved to blog every day. Then I remembered that my actual New Year's resolution was to exceed expectations, and the easiest way to do that was to keep expectations low. So I deleted that entry. I didn't want to be one of those people who joins the gym and goes for a week and never goes again.


But now that I've shown up on January 6th, unexpectedly and to everyone's surprise, I have indeed exceeded expectations. Admit it. Yes, you, fictional audience, admit it.