Friday, April 13, 2007

The Most Pleasant People

Here is my latest sweeping generality based on absolutely no fact or experimentation or study: The most pleasant people to be around are the above-average looking. I am going to broadly divide the population into four aesthetic groups: the ugly, the below-average, the above-average, and the beautiful. Interestingly, there are no average people. This is because no one is actually average. The beautiful are snotty and stuckup. The uglies are bitter. The below-average and above-average are mostly interchangeable, but I'll take the above-average because they're easier on the eyes.

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