Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Cell phones are winning the war for republicans.

Cell phones are so ubiquitous that a) public pay phones are disappearing, and b) fewer people wear watches, using their phones as timepieces instead.

Yesterday I was on the bus and I heard a ticking sound. I thought bomb before I thought watch. I stayed on until my stop.

3 comments:

Carrie M said...

Andy, this is a brilliant short short.

Andy said...

You're too kind. Maybe you are my Ideal Reader. That would be nice. Old crotchety pessimistic women like Pam Painter who scoff at my novel are my unideal reader.

Brian Hurley said...

Andy, I'm starting a small publication with Deborah Fitzgerald and I want you to contribute. This is your advance warning. I'll give you the details soon.