Saturday, October 13, 2007

but if i'm not drunk, how will i speak?

I ought to check myself into an expensive rehab clinic in Utah.
It's my best chance to hook up with Lindsay Lohan.

1 comment:

Brian Hurley said...

Why don't you just check into an expensive rehab clinic anywhere in the world and hook up with the first woman who talks to you? Because it seems like people are not really famous these days until they've gone to an expensive rehab clinic. So that's the crucial factor. It can work for anyone. Find a rehab girl and you'll be set for life. They're hip and sexy and deranged, and everybody wants to take their picture.